patrick’s intro to where is your boy c:
sweaty lil dude
THE FUCKING CHEST HAIR………EVERYONE LET’S EXPLODE OR WHATEVER
Just rediscovered potentially the funniest thing I’ve written in recent memory
Imagine if people wrote all their Les Mis modern aus in the style of Victor Hugo
An excerpt
literateurwhy do you hate swifties so much
because they aligned themselves with the treacherous count dooku
forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!
fuck “girl lunch” fuck “girl math” a woman is a hairy animal who sweats and grunts and excretes and hungers and gets wrinkly and dies eventually. you have to love that.
hey, uh. what the shit
saturday, summer sonic (19/08/2023)